A lucky pair of scissors

One of the luckier babies of 2012 was little Maddalena Douse of Lewes, East Sussex, England, who was born last summer at the Royal Sussex Hospital in Brighton.Baby scissors

Maddalena was born at 23 weeks, and weighed only 382 grams, or about 13 1/2 ounces. According to a story in The Sun, a baby weighing less than a pound would not have been considered viable, and the hospital would not have been likely to use extraordinary measures to keep her alive.

However, at her first weigh-in, Maddalena wound up on the scale with a pair of scissors that went unnoticed. Their weight brought her up to that lucky pound. Only when she was already on a ventilator to help her breathe did the hospital staff discover the difference the scissors had made in her weight.

The little girl went home just before Christmas and "is expected to grow into a healthy child," according to the article.

“We never thought we’d ever bring Maddalena home,” said Kate Douse, Maddalena's mother, according to The Sun. “She now weighs 5½ [pounds] and is getting stronger by the day. She’s our little miracle and we’re so glad to have her home in time for Christmas.”

Maddalena had a twin, Isabella, who did not survive.

“Call the Midwife”

Birth Story could hardly ignore the debut of a new PBS series called Call the Midwife, an import from England. I watched the first episode last night, and I expect I'll be a regular viewer.

I didn't love the first episode of Call the Midwife, though. I thought it romanticized birth on the low end of the social order in London in 1957, even though it begins with two women fighting on a street in the tough East End.

This episode of "Call the Midwife" features a woman who had 25 children, and that made me wonder what the record is for offspring from one woman.

Well, here it is — 69.

The wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707–c.1782), a peasant from Shuya, Russia (they didn't even keep track of her name!) had 27 "confinements," in which she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.

Predicting problems in labor

How great would it be to be able to tell in advance whether a particular birth would go smoothly or need intervention!

A French team of physicians reported this week at the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America that it has developed a new computer model that uses magnetic resonance imaging to predict whether a birth will go smoothly or have problems.Pregnant Graffiti

Olivier Ami MD told a session of the RSNA meeting in Chicago that his team applied the new software, called Predibirth, to 24 MR images of pregnant women, and created a three-dimensional model of the woman's pelvis and the fetus. Using these images, Predibirth calculated the likelihood that the babies could find their way out of their mothers' bodies without assistance.

Of the 24 women studied, 13 delivered normally. Predibirth had predicted normal births for all of these women. Predibirth had tagged three women who opted for elective Cesarean sections as being at risk for dystocia.

Of five women who had emergency C-sections, Predibirth had predicted three might have problems — all three involved instructed labor. However, Predibirth had given thumbs up to two of the mothers, whose problems involved heart arrhythmia.

Predibirth had declared "mildly favorable" three additional moms who wound up resorting to vacuum extraction during birth.

Not perfect, but not bad.

"With this virtual childbirth software, the majority of C-sections could be planned rather than emergency, and difficult instrumental extractions might disappear in the near future," Dr. Ami told his audience in Chicago.

Dr. Ami M.D. is an obstetrician in the radiology department at Antoine Béclère Hospital, Université Paris Sud, France.

Image by Petteri Sulonen

London flashmob for safety in childbirth

Don't try this at home.

From the producers (2008):

If you think this is dangerous, try giving birth in poor countries without a midwife, hospital or medicine. This flashmob is one of a series happening in Paris, Berlin, Utrecht and across Canada to highlight the scandal that millions of women in poor countries and around the world aren't getting the healthcare they need for a safe and healthy pregnancy.

(And just to put your minds a rest - the dancing expectant mums in this video aren't pregnant, they were professional dancers wearing pregnancy suits!)

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is reportedly pregnant

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, the first lady of France, reportedly is pregnant.

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy

The Sarkozys have not confirmed the story, but it moved beyond rumor this week when the president's 82-year-old father, Pal, told the German newspaper Bild, "I'm glad to be having a grandchild."

The Italian-born Bruni-Sarkozy, 43, a former model and entertainer, has one child from a previous relationship. Her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, 56, has three children from two previous marriages. The couple married in 2008.

The baby boom doesn't stop in the Elysee Palace. With an average of 2.01 children, the French have one of the highest fertility rates in Europe. The population hit 65 million last year, when 828,000 babies were born in France.